Yes, my friends, it is that time again. It is a pleasure for me to present, the inquiry into Santa Claus and his annual Christmas eve jaunt.
1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organism yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.
2) There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per househould, that's 91.8 million homes. For the sake of our ensuing calculatioins, we will assume that there is at least one good child in each.
3) Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1.2 milliseconds to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh, and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, or course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 71.6 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must fo at least once every 31 hours.
This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at approx. 650 miles/second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For the purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a mere 27.4 miles per second. A conventional reindeer can run 15 miles per hour, unless being chased by a pack of wolves.
4) The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized Lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 TONS, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conentional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point 1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison - this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth (the boat, not the person).
5) 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second cerates enormous air resistance - thus heating the chain in almost the same fashion as spacecraft re-entering the earth's atmosphere. As a result of this friction, the lead pair of reindeer will absorb around 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy... per second... EACH. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create defeaning sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 milliseconds.
Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.
In conclusion - If Santa ever did deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.
Wednesday, December 5, 2007
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
You don't know jack -- ehh.. Dantes
I know just by reading the title some of you may be turned off. "He's just seeking attention again." "He's so full of himself." The list can go on and on, and truth is.... you may be right. I may joke around a lot, and talk out of my ass sometimes, but what many of you don't see is my serious side. Not only do I prefer to make the usual jest, but I also like to have a challenge here and there, either mentally or physically (preferably mentally).
Cartoon Me
And so, now that I have basically given you an overview of what is to come, I shall begin my thesis. In class, we are currently working on our argument essay. With this essay, we are to first select a social issue that is now being faced by our society. Then we must choose a side and either defend or attack that issue. Well the first thing Prof. Tasha Baby does, is put up a list of topics we cannot discuss in our essay. Well here is where I will grab a handful, maybe two, of these controversial issues and share my views on them. Whether you agree or not is fine by me, you're entitled to be a wrong just like everyone else.
Chibi Me
These are in alphabetical order.
Abortion - Nay
I'm against abortion in every sense of the word, either because of my religion, my morality, and simple logic. Church says abortion is the killing of a life and I wholeheartedly agree. A baby's heart starts beating at 18 days since conception, and for anyone doing any period math, you will know that that is only 4 days after you are late for your period. People who are for abortion, are not really checking themselves everytime they get down for a little bump and grind, so it is safe to assume that most, if not all abortions are done after the fact. So there's no going around the fact that the baby is alive and you are killing a human life. "A baby can't fend for him/herself and can't do anything about it." Oh okay, well if that's your state of mind, you might as well get rid of all the old, decrepit, lame, mentally challenged, people who don't contribute anything to life. "It's the woman's choice." Yet again, *buzzer sound* then you're saying that any ol' person can off someone whenever they are an inconvenience to themselves. Now, I know abortion is not going to go completely out of the window, so I'm more than happy to compromise and lower the deaths as much as possible. I think abortion should only be legal if, and only if, 1) One of the lives is in mortal jeaporday. 2) Incest or rape is involved. 3) Parental notification for anyone that is underage. And each case would be investigated before coming across a decision.
Adoption - Yay
I'm guessing this issue is for gay couples to adopt? Look I have no problem with Homosexuals adopting. I mean, if they qualify and are well suited to adopt a child be my guest.
Affirmative Action - Nay
I have no idea why this survived the last Supreme Court ruling of UCLA v. Bakke. I mean this law has been used and abused worse than Dobby's old clothes. I understand that this was to better minorities in society, but with the aforementioned case it should have been squashed. I mean, if the Legislative Branch really wanted to help improve blacks role in society then they should have clearly stated that when writing up this law. Now, even with that, it can be clearly determined that now in today's society that this law serves no purpose whatsoever, because now everyone has just as many opportunities to improve themselves in society as the person next to you.
Alcohol - Nay
I am not for lowering the drinking age. I know, I know, "You can go die for your country but you can't drink." Please that excuse has been more played out than Sexy Back - Justin Timberlake. People are stupid, not all but a hell of a lot, and they do overindulge in this stimulant, and that has the possibility of endangering others' lives. I'm not speaking out of my ass when I say that if this was lowered, there will exponentially be more alcohol related deaths. In the short run the drinking age line had with 18 year olds, the number soared with numerous cases of alcohol related deaths, beit posion, emotionally charged acts, or reckless endangerment with DUI. This is a no-no, the only way I would possibly agree to lowering the drinking age is if automobile corporations were now instructed to add a new safety feature, the breathalizer, to every car they make. That before the car even starts the driver must breathe into it to allow the driver to start the ignition. That would literally stop all DUIs out there. For the idiots who drink themselves to death, hey man you dug your own grave. Also with that said, I think the intoxication level is ridiculous. It's like "Oh, having some benadryl... Whoa I'm drunk." Please.. and this little vendetta cops have with drunk drivers, and waiting outside clubs and all this crap. I mean I understand because they want to stop all the alchy deaths but comeon.
Animal Experimentation - Yay
Ok tree huggers and animal lovers, get out of my way, because if these animal experimentations didn't happen then you can safely say that our life expectancy would be shot, and a shit load of diseases or illnesses out there would still be running rampid. Of course I agree that stuff done in an abusive manner is wrong. And that, as they say, is that.
Capital Punishment - Yay
Yes with a capital 'Y'. "Bro Dantes, you're such a hypocrite. You want innocent babies alives but fuck the people that are convicted by a jury that they are dousches and deserve to rot in hell!" FUCK YEAH! These low-lives deserved to be hung in the middle of a public square for everyone to see them die a very slow and dishonourable death, so that they know, that's how they are going to go if they fuck with the law. We pay too much money for these assholes to live in prison where they breathe the same air as me. Save your money and let them die with a short drop and a sudden stop. Oh and also, the automatic appeal should not happen, only a retrial if there is for a moment's doubt that they are guilty.
Censorship - Yay
I don't want to have kids and have them watch TV where people are bumping uglies on every channel. Nor do I want them to listen to a whole mess of crappy rappers out there cursing and talking about fUckIng sUm hOE while rolling on ex. If you wanna hear that shit buy XM radio and Direct TV.
Cloning - Nay
What a bad idea from the beginning. I mean how bad is it going to be morally, religiously, and economically. I mean what fool is going to ask for a $10,000+ person at the corner shop. And think about all the sick twisted people who do want that, and just use the clones for their own sexual and distorted fantasies.
Creation v Evolution - Yay
I mean if you're going to tell a story you might as well tell both sides of the coin. Or atleast teach why one idea is wrong and why the other idea is right or w/e. I think having the ten commandments or the quaran in a classroom also falls under this category somewhat, and I think it should be allowed. Especially in like govt. classes and such.
Drugs - ???
I mean I don't care if they legalize pot, but right now it aint the law so I don't want it.
Euthanasia - Nay
It's assisted suicide. Please, if a person is in a coma and can't get better, you think that person would tell you to kill him or not. If you want the person to die to ease your wallet or your burdened minds, pull the feeding or air tube. You're just letting the person trying to survive on his/her own.
Feminism - ???
Girl you already can vote and do everything else we can what else do you want? Oh what's that? Equal wages... THAT'S A CIVIL ISSUE! GET OFF MY TV! ... Oh and I don't care either or for women in the military.
Flag Burning - Nay
You should be deported or shot on the spot if you do this crap. Also, if you sit or talk during the Pledge of Allegiance, then get the fuck out, or HOPE that I don't see you. That is the most disrespectful shit anyone can ever do, besides mock my religion. I would tear you a new asshole if I saw you doing that. You stand up and stay quiet out of respect, even if you don't believe in "One Nation Under God".
Gambling - Yay
Why should it only be the Indians who have all the fun. Let everyone end up being broke and dancing in the streets for money.
Genetic Engineering - Nay
If it's for cosmetic purposes then no. If its to save the life of the baby then yes.
Global Warming - Nay
When I asked my mom about what she thought she replied, "I like it. I mean it rains a lot less here ever since that BS came out." And I agree with her 100% There's not enough conlusive scientific facts that humans are the cause for global warming. It could be the Earth evolving like it always does.
Guns - Nay
Give everyone a gun.
Health Care - Nay
Yeah socialized medicine would be great on paper and seems to be working out decently enough in like Sweden, but lemme ask you this. Where do they go when they need a very intricate surgery or treatment? Oh that's right, the US. Wanna know why? Because if we socialized medicine, what do doctors have to work for? Why would they care? Humans are strive to supercede the other, and thus why things are the way they are. If health care was socialized, why would the doctors bother to try, if all they get is the same shit with anyone else.
Immigration - Nay
Look here is my plan. Built up the wall, tighten borders, and keep everyone that's already here. Anyone else that comes in gets sent back home. Oh and the wet foot dry foot, no longer. It's favouritism to Cubans. Oh, and if you send more than a certain amount of money back home then you are kicked out aswell. Why are you sending money to a place where the economy will not flourish because of it. And if you want to know why I'm like this, just look at all the other countries' immigration policy,
Internet Privacy - Nay
Man, if shits out on the web, then its out there. You fucked up somewhere.
Pornography - Yay
Hell, its a booming industry. Nothing wrong with that. And it's been known to save marriages and help people out of depression. One problem I have is all the sodomy, bestiality, and child pornography or child-like roleplaying. I mean this just spurs on freaks everywhere and fucks with people's minds. Especially the already disturbed minds. And if you don't believe me about the sodomy and nasty shit out there, go watch 2 girls 1 cup. WARNING:: NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART LIKE SERIOUSLY, ONLY WATCH IT IF YOU ARE WILLING TO PUT YOURSELF THROUGH THAT.
Sex Education - Yay
Should be made manditory for every freshmen class, either in college or high school.
Smoking - Nay
I think it's utterly ridiculous that all laws now in effect, do not allow you to smoke anywhere on dryland!
Steroids - Yay
Choose your own poison. I mean yes steroids have a chance of disrupting your emotional track and mindset, but hey so can any other vice such as alcohol and the like. Let steroid use be at a certain level, and if athletes want to use them, LET THEM. I get my kicks when I see former high school slackers beating the crap out of each other.
Torture - Yay
Big time YAY! Torture should be implemented in all terror, murder, and treason related charges. For the protection and safety of our country. And it should not be limited to interrogation alone, also for punishment.
War on Terror - Yay
If you buy a car. Supe it up. Get a new engine, rims, tints, lights, the whole works. And spend all this money on it, and you decide you just don't like it, or its not what you thought it was going to be, are you really going to sell that car? Not unless you're a rich liberal idiot living off Daddy's payroll. The whole discussion whether it was right or not to go in is over now. We're in already, and if we decide to pull out now it will show weakness and instability within our own country. With that it shows division and indecisiveness. That will be a real moral downer on everyone and open up our country to even more acts of terrorism. Not only that, the war on terror is in a sense succeeding, because when was the last terrorist act committed other than in the Middle East? Takes a while to think about it, huh? Well that's because the total terrorist acts ACROSS THE WORLD has dropped substantially, and not only that, it's all located in essentially one area, instead of before where it was around the world. Now whether we go into Iran or not.....
Cartoon Me
And so, now that I have basically given you an overview of what is to come, I shall begin my thesis. In class, we are currently working on our argument essay. With this essay, we are to first select a social issue that is now being faced by our society. Then we must choose a side and either defend or attack that issue. Well the first thing Prof. Tasha Baby does, is put up a list of topics we cannot discuss in our essay. Well here is where I will grab a handful, maybe two, of these controversial issues and share my views on them. Whether you agree or not is fine by me, you're entitled to be a wrong just like everyone else.
Chibi Me
These are in alphabetical order.
Abortion - Nay
I'm against abortion in every sense of the word, either because of my religion, my morality, and simple logic. Church says abortion is the killing of a life and I wholeheartedly agree. A baby's heart starts beating at 18 days since conception, and for anyone doing any period math, you will know that that is only 4 days after you are late for your period. People who are for abortion, are not really checking themselves everytime they get down for a little bump and grind, so it is safe to assume that most, if not all abortions are done after the fact. So there's no going around the fact that the baby is alive and you are killing a human life. "A baby can't fend for him/herself and can't do anything about it." Oh okay, well if that's your state of mind, you might as well get rid of all the old, decrepit, lame, mentally challenged, people who don't contribute anything to life. "It's the woman's choice." Yet again, *buzzer sound* then you're saying that any ol' person can off someone whenever they are an inconvenience to themselves. Now, I know abortion is not going to go completely out of the window, so I'm more than happy to compromise and lower the deaths as much as possible. I think abortion should only be legal if, and only if, 1) One of the lives is in mortal jeaporday. 2) Incest or rape is involved. 3) Parental notification for anyone that is underage. And each case would be investigated before coming across a decision.
Adoption - Yay
I'm guessing this issue is for gay couples to adopt? Look I have no problem with Homosexuals adopting. I mean, if they qualify and are well suited to adopt a child be my guest.
Affirmative Action - Nay
I have no idea why this survived the last Supreme Court ruling of UCLA v. Bakke. I mean this law has been used and abused worse than Dobby's old clothes. I understand that this was to better minorities in society, but with the aforementioned case it should have been squashed. I mean, if the Legislative Branch really wanted to help improve blacks role in society then they should have clearly stated that when writing up this law. Now, even with that, it can be clearly determined that now in today's society that this law serves no purpose whatsoever, because now everyone has just as many opportunities to improve themselves in society as the person next to you.
Alcohol - Nay
I am not for lowering the drinking age. I know, I know, "You can go die for your country but you can't drink." Please that excuse has been more played out than Sexy Back - Justin Timberlake. People are stupid, not all but a hell of a lot, and they do overindulge in this stimulant, and that has the possibility of endangering others' lives. I'm not speaking out of my ass when I say that if this was lowered, there will exponentially be more alcohol related deaths. In the short run the drinking age line had with 18 year olds, the number soared with numerous cases of alcohol related deaths, beit posion, emotionally charged acts, or reckless endangerment with DUI. This is a no-no, the only way I would possibly agree to lowering the drinking age is if automobile corporations were now instructed to add a new safety feature, the breathalizer, to every car they make. That before the car even starts the driver must breathe into it to allow the driver to start the ignition. That would literally stop all DUIs out there. For the idiots who drink themselves to death, hey man you dug your own grave. Also with that said, I think the intoxication level is ridiculous. It's like "Oh, having some benadryl... Whoa I'm drunk." Please.. and this little vendetta cops have with drunk drivers, and waiting outside clubs and all this crap. I mean I understand because they want to stop all the alchy deaths but comeon.
Animal Experimentation - Yay
Ok tree huggers and animal lovers, get out of my way, because if these animal experimentations didn't happen then you can safely say that our life expectancy would be shot, and a shit load of diseases or illnesses out there would still be running rampid. Of course I agree that stuff done in an abusive manner is wrong. And that, as they say, is that.
Capital Punishment - Yay
Yes with a capital 'Y'. "Bro Dantes, you're such a hypocrite. You want innocent babies alives but fuck the people that are convicted by a jury that they are dousches and deserve to rot in hell!" FUCK YEAH! These low-lives deserved to be hung in the middle of a public square for everyone to see them die a very slow and dishonourable death, so that they know, that's how they are going to go if they fuck with the law. We pay too much money for these assholes to live in prison where they breathe the same air as me. Save your money and let them die with a short drop and a sudden stop. Oh and also, the automatic appeal should not happen, only a retrial if there is for a moment's doubt that they are guilty.
Censorship - Yay
I don't want to have kids and have them watch TV where people are bumping uglies on every channel. Nor do I want them to listen to a whole mess of crappy rappers out there cursing and talking about fUckIng sUm hOE while rolling on ex. If you wanna hear that shit buy XM radio and Direct TV.
Cloning - Nay
What a bad idea from the beginning. I mean how bad is it going to be morally, religiously, and economically. I mean what fool is going to ask for a $10,000+ person at the corner shop. And think about all the sick twisted people who do want that, and just use the clones for their own sexual and distorted fantasies.
Creation v Evolution - Yay
I mean if you're going to tell a story you might as well tell both sides of the coin. Or atleast teach why one idea is wrong and why the other idea is right or w/e. I think having the ten commandments or the quaran in a classroom also falls under this category somewhat, and I think it should be allowed. Especially in like govt. classes and such.
Drugs - ???
I mean I don't care if they legalize pot, but right now it aint the law so I don't want it.
Euthanasia - Nay
It's assisted suicide. Please, if a person is in a coma and can't get better, you think that person would tell you to kill him or not. If you want the person to die to ease your wallet or your burdened minds, pull the feeding or air tube. You're just letting the person trying to survive on his/her own.
Feminism - ???
Girl you already can vote and do everything else we can what else do you want? Oh what's that? Equal wages... THAT'S A CIVIL ISSUE! GET OFF MY TV! ... Oh and I don't care either or for women in the military.
Flag Burning - Nay
You should be deported or shot on the spot if you do this crap. Also, if you sit or talk during the Pledge of Allegiance, then get the fuck out, or HOPE that I don't see you. That is the most disrespectful shit anyone can ever do, besides mock my religion. I would tear you a new asshole if I saw you doing that. You stand up and stay quiet out of respect, even if you don't believe in "One Nation Under God".
Gambling - Yay
Why should it only be the Indians who have all the fun. Let everyone end up being broke and dancing in the streets for money.
Genetic Engineering - Nay
If it's for cosmetic purposes then no. If its to save the life of the baby then yes.
Global Warming - Nay
When I asked my mom about what she thought she replied, "I like it. I mean it rains a lot less here ever since that BS came out." And I agree with her 100% There's not enough conlusive scientific facts that humans are the cause for global warming. It could be the Earth evolving like it always does.
Guns - Nay
Give everyone a gun.
Health Care - Nay
Yeah socialized medicine would be great on paper and seems to be working out decently enough in like Sweden, but lemme ask you this. Where do they go when they need a very intricate surgery or treatment? Oh that's right, the US. Wanna know why? Because if we socialized medicine, what do doctors have to work for? Why would they care? Humans are strive to supercede the other, and thus why things are the way they are. If health care was socialized, why would the doctors bother to try, if all they get is the same shit with anyone else.
Immigration - Nay
Look here is my plan. Built up the wall, tighten borders, and keep everyone that's already here. Anyone else that comes in gets sent back home. Oh and the wet foot dry foot, no longer. It's favouritism to Cubans. Oh, and if you send more than a certain amount of money back home then you are kicked out aswell. Why are you sending money to a place where the economy will not flourish because of it. And if you want to know why I'm like this, just look at all the other countries' immigration policy,
Internet Privacy - Nay
Man, if shits out on the web, then its out there. You fucked up somewhere.
Pornography - Yay
Hell, its a booming industry. Nothing wrong with that. And it's been known to save marriages and help people out of depression. One problem I have is all the sodomy, bestiality, and child pornography or child-like roleplaying. I mean this just spurs on freaks everywhere and fucks with people's minds. Especially the already disturbed minds. And if you don't believe me about the sodomy and nasty shit out there, go watch 2 girls 1 cup. WARNING:: NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART LIKE SERIOUSLY, ONLY WATCH IT IF YOU ARE WILLING TO PUT YOURSELF THROUGH THAT.
Sex Education - Yay
Should be made manditory for every freshmen class, either in college or high school.
Smoking - Nay
I think it's utterly ridiculous that all laws now in effect, do not allow you to smoke anywhere on dryland!
Steroids - Yay
Choose your own poison. I mean yes steroids have a chance of disrupting your emotional track and mindset, but hey so can any other vice such as alcohol and the like. Let steroid use be at a certain level, and if athletes want to use them, LET THEM. I get my kicks when I see former high school slackers beating the crap out of each other.
Torture - Yay
Big time YAY! Torture should be implemented in all terror, murder, and treason related charges. For the protection and safety of our country. And it should not be limited to interrogation alone, also for punishment.
War on Terror - Yay
If you buy a car. Supe it up. Get a new engine, rims, tints, lights, the whole works. And spend all this money on it, and you decide you just don't like it, or its not what you thought it was going to be, are you really going to sell that car? Not unless you're a rich liberal idiot living off Daddy's payroll. The whole discussion whether it was right or not to go in is over now. We're in already, and if we decide to pull out now it will show weakness and instability within our own country. With that it shows division and indecisiveness. That will be a real moral downer on everyone and open up our country to even more acts of terrorism. Not only that, the war on terror is in a sense succeeding, because when was the last terrorist act committed other than in the Middle East? Takes a while to think about it, huh? Well that's because the total terrorist acts ACROSS THE WORLD has dropped substantially, and not only that, it's all located in essentially one area, instead of before where it was around the world. Now whether we go into Iran or not.....
These are my confessions
Hey everybody... i have a confession to make... i love cartoon porn. it satisfies me in more ways than you'll ever know! its all i can think about ... especially when im in tasha baby's class. its orgasmic!
On Vandalizing Blogs......
For some reason some students have taken it upon themselves to vandalize my blog without my permission or make announcements on my behalf. I ask why? Is this a millenial trait? You know, someone once said: just because you are unique doesn't mean you are useful. Peace out Sucka!
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
The Importance of Proof-Reading
I am now sitting in Tasha-Baby's class while she goes over point-by-point what she has written down in her little clipboard. She went over basically every little bit she could think and chastised us about it. One point was the importance of proof-reading. She went on for a good 2 minutes about how important it is to proof-read. How she shouldn't be impeded in her reading by checking off stupid little mistakes. Now as she rambles I remember watching another video of Taylor Mali and the Importance of Proof-Reading. So here goes another blog about english. Enjoy...
Monday, October 22, 2007
Funny Commercials... Priceless
Mastercard is a multinational credit card corporation based in New York.
It was originally called Master Charge but in the late 70s it became known as Mastercard. Now the name has become almost synonymous with the "Priceless" commercials. A number of them have left a distinct impression on us more than others. But the reason why i'm writing this blog is because of a particular commercial that never made it to our television screens. I still don't know why, maybe you can clue me in.
It was originally called Master Charge but in the late 70s it became known as Mastercard. Now the name has become almost synonymous with the "Priceless" commercials. A number of them have left a distinct impression on us more than others. But the reason why i'm writing this blog is because of a particular commercial that never made it to our television screens. I still don't know why, maybe you can clue me in.
Loyalty is only skin deep
National Georaphic's - Taboo is a learning program that it shows you the many cultures of the world and introduces you to the idea of new and what may seem bizarre to us, but defines their history and their identity. For example, a tribe in Africa has a ritual initiation they repeat every year. When boys become of age, all the adult males of the village come and cut the childs entire body with razors. This experience is supposed to be one of humility and a test of strength. The entire process lasts a few weeks and it is one the would humble even the mightiest of men. The once boys now men feel that the process is an essential one that helps them become a new man.
This clip did not really disturb me. Such initiations have occured throughout history, whether it be a right of passage or initiation into a club. It did not surprise me that these activities take place even today. The ideal behind it is golden, making the boys humble and faithful men. Of course, the whole mutilation thing kind of turns me off. That's where the whole practice loses face to the eyes of people of western philosophy. And because of this ignorance, such cultures are looked down upon and are overlooked. If only people could open up their eyes a bit.
This clip did not really disturb me. Such initiations have occured throughout history, whether it be a right of passage or initiation into a club. It did not surprise me that these activities take place even today. The ideal behind it is golden, making the boys humble and faithful men. Of course, the whole mutilation thing kind of turns me off. That's where the whole practice loses face to the eyes of people of western philosophy. And because of this ignorance, such cultures are looked down upon and are overlooked. If only people could open up their eyes a bit.
Monday, October 8, 2007
A little closer to home...
Cuba may not be at the top of the list for current human rights violators, but it is still one that affects my love ones aswell as myself. I am a Cuban-American that has been exiled from his home because of one of the last standing dictators around. Fidel Catro was a revolutionary hero that promised to return Cuba to it's former prowess, but all he brought instead has been death and the total decline of a countries economic standings. Cuba was once a lush country that all loved. Life was not luxurious but it was one that people enjoyed and were contempt with. All this changed when an authoritarian leader called Batista came into power. He stole from a country in which he ran and as a result created diversion and resentment among his people. Soon an uprising ensued, one led by Castro. Castro was a hero, the robin hood for Cuba. He promised so much but in the end took away even more. This man has killed countless, destroyed families, and has plundered homes and estates all for himself. Now that this dicrepit old man is teetering back and forth from the brink of death many economists and world leaders wonder how Cuba will fare in the modern day world. It is a future that all Cubans hope will bring hope to many families.
Best Thing That Castro Ever Did
Best Thing That Castro Ever Did
Monday, September 24, 2007
America's gotten SOFT
Watch Carlos Mencia's stand up and his take on "American" issues regarding race, education and parenting. Post your blog about what he is saying, who he's addressing, is he successful, is he right, do you agree, disagree, are you offended or l.y.a.o.?
As I sat teary eyed and gasping for breath, listening to Carlos Mencia's standup routine, I couldn't help and think that this man has basically voiced my thoughts on several key problems America is having, regarding race, education, and parenting. The first video I saw was, "Not for the easily offended". This was insanely funny and I couldn't stop laughing, partly because of his physical humour, but also because I agree or have experienced what he was talking about, first hand. I think America has lowered the standards for education way too much. I mean he gets a little harsh with the whole ADD, ADHD, and mental retardation but even so, I think he makes a valid point. The ADD and ADHD, I think is a joke for the most part. Only in extreme cases do those two symptoms make valid arguments in the imparement of learning. And well retardation, it's a given. He hit home when he started speaking about how parents force or interfere with the education process when their kids get in trouble or left behind by the school. I detest the fact that parents are so intrusive and biased when it comes to their own childs, for lack of a better word, idiocies. When they 'butt-in' and try to get their child out of trouble or when they try and force the teacher to change a grade because of bullshit reasons like, "Oh, I was away all weekend in Orlando and I couldn't complete the assignment." I mean take responsibility for your actions!
Now for the second standup routine it was more of a stab on society and how everyone gets so offended. I agree with him on some points, like how everyone gets so easily offended at every little thing said by anyone. Other than that, there is really nothing else I can say about it.
Here is Spoken Word Poem by Taylor Mali that pretty much sums up America's failing intelligence.
As I sat teary eyed and gasping for breath, listening to Carlos Mencia's standup routine, I couldn't help and think that this man has basically voiced my thoughts on several key problems America is having, regarding race, education, and parenting. The first video I saw was, "Not for the easily offended". This was insanely funny and I couldn't stop laughing, partly because of his physical humour, but also because I agree or have experienced what he was talking about, first hand. I think America has lowered the standards for education way too much. I mean he gets a little harsh with the whole ADD, ADHD, and mental retardation but even so, I think he makes a valid point. The ADD and ADHD, I think is a joke for the most part. Only in extreme cases do those two symptoms make valid arguments in the imparement of learning. And well retardation, it's a given. He hit home when he started speaking about how parents force or interfere with the education process when their kids get in trouble or left behind by the school. I detest the fact that parents are so intrusive and biased when it comes to their own childs, for lack of a better word, idiocies. When they 'butt-in' and try to get their child out of trouble or when they try and force the teacher to change a grade because of bullshit reasons like, "Oh, I was away all weekend in Orlando and I couldn't complete the assignment." I mean take responsibility for your actions!
Now for the second standup routine it was more of a stab on society and how everyone gets so offended. I agree with him on some points, like how everyone gets so easily offended at every little thing said by anyone. Other than that, there is really nothing else I can say about it.
Here is Spoken Word Poem by Taylor Mali that pretty much sums up America's failing intelligence.
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
What Teachers Make?
I'm a big fan of Spoken Word Poetry. It all started because of my friend, Tommy, who is a big music buff, introduced me to Def Poetry Jam, an HBO show hosted by Mos Def. I have watched a lot of the Spoken Word Poems that have been presented on this show and I hold this one to a higher platform then the others. This poem is not only true, it also is filled with meaning and force, and is able to reach out to many people.
Taylor Mali has become more well known because of this poem and has done a number of new ones that all point have some truth in them. If you want to see more of his works just go on Youtube and type hi name up. You are sure to get a few hits. Also a lot of Def Poetry Jam sessions are Youtube, so check it out!
Thursday, September 6, 2007
Miss Dummy From Carolina
I had not actually seen what happened with the Miss USA pageant and was embarrassed to say the least at what I heard come out of that airheads mouth. She absolutely had no idea how to answer the question, hell I don't even think she knew where the United States was on the map. I'm also pretty sure she said "Die Iraq". If this moron could complete a coherent sentence without reading it from a script and having about 10 minutes to figure out what she just read, then I will be suprised beyond all reason. All this girl is, is a pair of tits with blonde hair. I mean the only reason she came on the Today show was the same reason Ashley Simpson showed her face after her SNL incident. The sad thing is I was cringing in embarrassment at what I was hearing. Stupidity is rampid in South Carolina.
Thursday, August 30, 2007
Is this really necessary
Will I...
Will I ever get used to this?
I'm not going to start this by saying as though I thought I would be able to avoid writing altogether but I had hoped to be writing less. I am not a fan of writing for leisure or the like, and I have never been known to be one who expresses himself on these odd and impersonal sites, just not my style. In fact, I'm not even sure if what I'm doing is remotely close to what is being asked of me. I must say this is quite different from other sites I frequently use, such as Facebook, but I'm sure it will become second nature to me just like the others have.
I wonder who else has these feelings, and if they are even willing to write them on here like I am. Will these new classmates ever dare open themselves up to me, when I am still a bit hesitant? Will I ever find someone to connect to, share my experiences, and take in the ones they have inside them? Will I...
I can't even finish off these mock musings or reflections. I do not consider myself a writer, more of an embellisher than anything else... but according to our book we're all writers. Funny how books seem to label us more then we do. Well I hope this will somehow improve my writing skills.
Will I...?
Will I ever get used to this?
I'm not going to start this by saying as though I thought I would be able to avoid writing altogether but I had hoped to be writing less. I am not a fan of writing for leisure or the like, and I have never been known to be one who expresses himself on these odd and impersonal sites, just not my style. In fact, I'm not even sure if what I'm doing is remotely close to what is being asked of me. I must say this is quite different from other sites I frequently use, such as Facebook, but I'm sure it will become second nature to me just like the others have.
I wonder who else has these feelings, and if they are even willing to write them on here like I am. Will these new classmates ever dare open themselves up to me, when I am still a bit hesitant? Will I ever find someone to connect to, share my experiences, and take in the ones they have inside them? Will I...
I can't even finish off these mock musings or reflections. I do not consider myself a writer, more of an embellisher than anything else... but according to our book we're all writers. Funny how books seem to label us more then we do. Well I hope this will somehow improve my writing skills.
Will I...?
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